I like answering questions but not asking them, so we’ll see how this goes.
- Rule 1 - Post the rules.
- Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
- Rule 3 - Tag
11people and link them to your post.
- Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
1. Best pet you’ve ever had?
Im not much of a per person. I had a dog for like a week when i was in like 4th grade. It was a puppy that just showed up on our lawn one day, so i decided to keep it. my parents hated it, so they got rid of it and told me it ran away. then in middle school i had a pet hamster named Mr. Bigglesworth. it would bite me whenever i picked it up, and it eventually ran away.
2. Amount of times you’ve masturbated in the past week?
I’d say about 9 times in the last 7 days. its usually once a day, but then sometimes i cant fall asleep so i do it again just to see if it helps. BUT i actually haven’t watched porn in 3 weeks. decided to give it up because i saw some things about how it can lead to lack of focus and social anxiety.
3. Fav tv show?
Hmm hard to say. i dont watch that much tv. probably Breaking Bad. or Arrested Development. I think AD is amazing and its actually kind of great that they killed it before it jumped the shark (that one scene doesnt count). im kind of disappointed theyre bringing it back tbh, although i am very excited about the movie. even though im still not entirely convinced its really happening. theyre trolling us.
4. Most recent concert you went to? (Coachella doesn’t count, you have to name the band)
Guitar Wolf. It was pretty awesome. very energetic. honestly i dont even like the music that much, but they put on a hell of a show. they did 3 encores and at one point built a human pyramid on stage.
5. Earliest childhood memory?
I actually remember something from when i was 2. i was in mexico and there was a flood, and i have pretty vivid memories of a ton of really dirty water flowing down a river. I also remember lots of stuff from before pre-school, i must have been 3 or 4.
6. Creepiest dream you ever had?
Ive posted a few times about dreams. Probably a tie between the one where some random dude’s body was thrown and scraped across the floor for no apparent reason. or the one where my penis broke.
7. How many times you eat cereal in a week?
i used to eat it every day as a kid. now i mostly just eat small amounts of it as a snack. last time i think was like 3 days ago. probably like twice a week.
8. Will you be coming to visit me in Glasgow? (if the answer is y, best get on that)
If i had the money, I would love to. but sadly im too broke for that.
9. Why is the pound so goddamn murderous in exchange rates?
i dont have a proper answer for this, nor can i come up with something clever and funny to say
10. Explain the symbolism of the Catalonian flag? (no google, cheaters)
i have no idea what that is, and i cant use google, so…
11.Favorite historical baddie?
I’ll go with Genghis Khan, just because of the Iron Maiden song.