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thanksfortheroughsex:

If someone ever have me this card, they would have my heart forever no way around it.

(Source: therealheirofslytherin)

jewbat:

#cleanup on aisle jenny holzer

jewbat:

(Source: dekuspacesleuth)

killing me softly

When you start having dreams about your neckbeard you know it’s time to shave

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

As my mom always says, “con el ojo pelon”

netlfix:

imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall

07 me was so much cooler than 2014 me

(Source: netlfix)

Just had someone say hi to me and I didn’t remember them until they told me how we met.

Gonna file this one under “memory problems”

I just asked Google how to treat a sunburn and they told me to ask my parents for permission to take ibuprofen.
I’m 25 years old
I guess they figure if i’m too dumb to know what to do about a sunburn, im too dumb to take ibuprofen without parental supervision 

I just asked Google how to treat a sunburn and they told me to ask my parents for permission to take ibuprofen.

I’m 25 years old

I guess they figure if i’m too dumb to know what to do about a sunburn, im too dumb to take ibuprofen without parental supervision